Weighing in at 134 lbs, standing 5 feet 10 inches tall, with a wingspan of 6 feet 2 inches, wearing size 12 shoes, with an overall record of 13 wins - 6 losses, and sprouting a mop of wild hair...
He's faster than texting, stronger than teenage boy BO, and can jump at least 3.9 inches off the ground...
He's the master of disaster, the human blender, and the mushroom hair monster...
Let's hear it for your 2nd place finisher in the District wrestling tournament...
DAAAAAAVIIIIIIIID WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Notice the "My dad is crazy" grin on his face? I wanted him to do some silly pose like kissing the medal or crouching in a wrestling stance but he wouldn't.
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shootre said...
I know a particular Japanese young lady that would die for a chance to meet this young Hero in person. Let me know if you'd like me to set up a phone call...
November 21, 2008 at 11:04 AM